Just sayin’
Fake Gordon poster, FNS, 19-01-2010
Conservative party poster, Mar 2010
Great minds etc
Gordon Brown goes on strike
We've had reports that following his declining poll performance, widespread criticism and a reduction in allowable expense claims the Prime Minister has gone on strike this morning.
Witnesses describe the bovine-featured PM marching up and down Downing Street, carrying a placard reading "Equal terms for equal PMs". Sources close to the Prime Minister claim that Mr. Brown is dissatisfied with the possibility that he may be removed from his role by the electorate this year, along with grievances about pay and conditions.
Government work may be affected by the strike. No. 10 has already stopped work completely, and there are rumours that senior civil servants in various government departments may also walk out in sympathy. If the strike continues or worsens, crucial work on the implementation of ID cards or the ban on mephedrone may be delayed.
So far though the public seem unconcerned. Trevor Gobbalott, a shopkeeper in Tottenham said "he can strike as long as he wants... the cunt can do precisely fuck all for the next 20 years for me".
Further updates are coming..
Gordon’s priorities
It's good to see that our beloved great leader Gordon Brown (I like to call him GODRON, personally) is spending his time concentrating on the really important issues.
"Gordon Brown has sparked controversy on the eve of the Commonwealth summit by suggesting he backs the sweeping away of 300-year-old laws that prevent Roman Catholics ascending to the Throne. Mr Brown is also keen to change the ancient rule of primogeniture, which stipulates that men must always take precedence over a woman in line to the throne."
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article6931557.ece
If you ask me that's FANTASTIC news, obviously the economy is going swimmingly, there's no looming energy crisis, everything is hunky-dory and the pressing issue on everyone's mind is the order of succession!
How about doing something useful, Gordon, and calling a fucking election, you fat useless waddling one-eyed Scotch gormless prune-faced meglaomaniac fucking arsehole.
Bono is evil: PROOF
http://blogs.wsj.com/iainmartin/2009/09/23/what-next-fred-goodwin-for-banker-of-the-year/
"Gordon Brown picked up his gong for Statesman of the Year last night in the U.S. ... It was presented to a grateful PM by Bono"
