Merry Christmas from the FNS
The view from FNS towers (Five Ways, Birmingham) today, 9pm. Click for hugeness.
The FNS always satisfies
Pink vibrating cock ring, as given to an unnamed midlands forklift dealer for reasons unknown by a condom manufacturer, and as won by 'Danstar' on The Friday Night Smoke, 17/12/2010
A failure of advertising
Seen in today's "Eureka" science supplement, in The Times.
A BMW advert, proudly proclaiming "drinks like a camel"; intended to describe good/low fuel consumption
...and directly over the page from this double-page spread; an article which explains that camels actually drink quite a lot...
Whoops.
This post was going to be entitled "truth in advertising", but the claimed 50mpg is actually quite good.
Now, before any beemer-haters start coming out of the woodwork, here is das FNS-wagen relaxing outside in the snow. It's actually very good on fuel 
Reputable car dealers
Nothing quite says 'reputable' like taking your cars off your own premises to a random residential development to photograph them, after of course covering up the numberplates.
Quaid! Start the reactor!
One photo is Arnold Schwarzenegger on mars. The other is Andy Murray after winning a tennis match.
GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!
Android Dave
One is a human face altered to appear semi-human, and the other is Lt. Commander Data from Star Trek...
Just for the sake of balance, here's Gordon about to pull off his mask, to reveal the terrifying lizard/robot/alien beneath:
